Squirrel Is In

This kids got some serious problems...

Today C-man went to see the psychiatrist. 

He immediatly started talking like a baby.

He tried to act like he had no clue why he was there.

He was asked about his mothers drug use and he said that the marijuana he found in her room was really cabbage and he put it in her room.

Whe he was asked about his mother abusing him he said he had no memory of it but when pushed he got mad and said "but it was only a small vacumm she threw at me, only two pounds!".

When asked why he was mad he said that it was because he wanted to stay at his mothers two weeks and his dads two weeks because he doesn't have time to have fun with his friends at his mothers over only a weekend.

In the car on the way there out of the dead silence with Boston playing in the background he said "If I promise to stop lying about you guys, will you promise not to make me get a hair cut?  Because I want to grow my hair long.".

The psychiatrist said he doesn't need meds right now but he referred him to a therapist with a PHD.  The next appointment is on January 24.

I'm numb with fear for the future.

Bulletssssssss...

• Things have been so quiet around here it's almost scary.  I feel like any moment Rabid Squirrel is going to do some evil doing.  C-man has to go over there at 10 pm Christmas Eve and doesn't come home until the day before school starts in January.  I'm sure she will have him throughly examined for child abuse and molestation, taken to a psychiatrist, a lawyer, DHS and any and all other places she might think help her regain custody.  Poor kid.

• We sold our old house!!  We close around Dec. 15th.  The realtor had this mystery potential buyer and she wouldn't tell us the woman's name.  Then after the woman decided she wanted the house we found out it is one of my husbands ex girlfriends (who he broke up with under very bad terms to say the least) from 12 years ago.  Apparently she's been living just a few streets over for the past two years and my teen age son is friends with her daughter and we didn't know it.

• The city is being audited in two weeks.  I'm about to have a breakdown at work trying to get everything on their list ready before they get there.

• You know you go out to eat way too much when the owner of a restaurant calls you at work and asks if she made you mad because she hasn't seen you in the past couple of weeks.  Yeah, that happened to me today.  I told her things were just a little tight right now with having two house payments.  I said we'll be back to supporting her family next month.  No, I didn't say that.  But it's true.  I bet we spent three hundred and fifty dollars a month in that place easily.  God, I suck.  I really need to cook more often. *Sigh*

Nay sayer....

Today was kind of a lazy day for me.  The Little League had a bake sale today and I made chocolate chip cookies cookies for it last night.  My husband is the president of the Little League.  I flat out refused to sit at the bake sale today for several reasons.  One is that the vice president and the secretary of the league are women that don't want to talk to my husband about league matters and always want to call me and have me relay the messages to my husband.  One of these women owns a business a few doors down from city hall and likes to come down there and try and talk to me about the league fund raisers and other things.  The other day she came in and was doing just this and I stopped her and said "Look, this Little League stuff is my husbands thing.  I really don't know anything about it so why don't I give you his cell number and you can call him and make all these arrangements".  She says this "Oh I have his cell number I just didn't want to bother him at work".  HELLOOOO, Einstein,  you are telling me this whilst bothering ME at work! DOH!  So I write down my husbands cell phone, his work phone and our home number and tell her to call him anytime.  I am up to my ears in volunteering for things.  Football season is over and I did my stint as team mom the last two years.  It's time someone else step up to the plate during the off season.  I volunteer at the church for the children's "Team Kids" Wednesday night services.  I teach children's Sunday School.  I have to learn to say no more often or else I would have no time for myself at all. 

Now that I've practiced my speech on you, I think I can do it! LOL.

Germs, caffeine dreams, and bustin' out...

I'm soooo sick.  I had to go to the doctor today.  My sinuses are all clogged up and I'm getting a chest cold.  For the past two nights I have been up coughing my head off.  I wanted to make another video but I really look and feel awful.  That and I can't think of anything to video blog about.  I keep trying to make a video of the hubby and my teenage son but they keep waving at the camera with their middle fingers.  I take that to mean "get that f*cking camera out of my face".  They are seriously no fun.

You know what sounds good right now?  A great big cup of cappuccino.  I got a prescription of some killer cough medicine and it is making me so tired.  I wish I lived closer to Oklahoma City so I could run down to the nearest Starbucks.  Mmmmmmm White Chocolate Mocha Latte......

Today while I was waiting for the evil empire (Wally World) to fill my prescription I went shopping.  I swear the purposely wait for a half an hour to have it ready just so that you are lured into the rest of the store.  Anyway, I went to the womens clothing area.  I found a nice black dress shirt to go with my black and gray pinstriped pants.  I have lost about 18 pounds. I really hate this because I am too big for a medium and too small for a large.  I bought this medium button up shirt and I got it home and I'm popping out of the darn thing like i've got big hooters or something (NOT). Yeah you really wanted to know that didn't you. LOL.  Yeah it's a slow news day folks, bear with me.

Ok, i'm going to close this really random post.  I'm putting myself to sleep zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Super hero, no more football, getting older, meeting the new guy and a stripper...

I can't believe it's been almost two weeks since I posted.  Nothing much has happened since that crazy weekend.  City hall is running pretty smoothly thanks to me, Super Squirrel City Hall Super Hero.

I finally got finished balancing 7 months worth of 8 different city fund checking accounts.  There was no city clerk since May hence the huge mess. 

Football season is almost over thank goodness.  No more spending every Saturday looking at that hideous biotch that is my husbands ex. 

My birthday was last week.  I am 41 years young.  Yeah birthdays suck.  But I did get a really nice opal necklace from the hubster.

I finally met my beautiful daughters boyfriend and his kids.  He's a really nice young man and his kids are adorable.

My 21 year old son is dating a stripper.  I think it's just a stage.  You know, there's the terrible two's, those gangly awkward pre teen years, adolesence, then the i'm in love with a stripper years, yadda yadda yadda...  I wonder if he'll bring her to Thanksgiving dinner...

Well that's all I got...

See ya soon.

Squirrel OUT.

Hell I don't even know what to call this one...

Well hello everyone!  Hello, is there anyone out there reading my blog anymore?!  I am soooo sorry for not posting more often!   Will you forgive me if I give you a funny squirrel pic?  After the week I've had this will be me on Saturday morning.  This job is stressing me out!  It wouldn't be so bad but they were without a city clerk for over 3 months and the last one they had hadn't done anything in months.  I am desperately trying to get everything from the 06-07 fiscal year that ended 6/30/07 caught up before the auditors come next month.

Oh and a Rabid Squirrel update:  The BIOTCH took C-man to the hospital and had him checked for sexual assault and reported that my teenage son raped him.  C-man had no idea the she was telling the doctors and police this so the poor kid had to go through his THIRD sexual assault exam in 6 years (she has done this same thing twice before!), before he was able to tell the doctors and the police that nothing had happened and no one had EVER touched his privates.  The officers were so mad at her that they filed a case of filing a false police report on her but the D.A.'s office dismissed the case due to lack of evidence.  They never pick up charges on her because she works as an drug informant for their office.  BTW she said the sexual assault happened the same weekend she punched me.  AND the D.A. dismissed that case against her also!!!!!  So I'm doing the only thing I can to make her suffer which is not answering any of her phone calls and I DID NOT order the BIOTCH any school or football pictures!  HA take that!  The last time she picked up C-man for a visit Hubby said to her "don't you realize you are traumatizing him by having doctors probe him for sexual assault?!  When you know full well he wasn't assaulted!!"  She said "I don't care.  Don't you know you are traumatizing him by taking him away from me?!"  EXCUSE ME LADY, BUT THE KID CRIES EVERY TIME WE TELL HIM HE'S GOT TO GO WITH YOU!!!!!!!

Other news is that we are moving to a bigger house down the street!!! YEAH!  FUNNY SHE MADE THE ASSAULT REPORT THE DAY SHE FOUND OUT WE ARE GETTING A BIGGER AND NICER HOUSE.  CAN YOU SAY JEALOUS AND F*CKING CRAZY?

Sorry I started ranting and raving there for a minute.  I haven't had my blog posting outlet in a while and it all just started flowing out uncontrollably!

New job, Rabid missing in action, and having the cops on your side doesn't hurt...

Hi!  I know i've been missing in action lately.  I started the new job on Wednesday last week.  It's a lot to remember and it will take months to get everything caught up.  This city has been without a city clerk/court clerk/treasurer for 4 months.  The utilities clerk, a twenty something young man has been covering his job and all those others this whole time.  He kept the city afloat but a lot of things have been neglected.  It's a little overwhelming.  The accountant is coming in this week sometime to help me out but it will be a two day crash course, nothing intense.  The DPS guy is coming sometime soon to show me a few things also.  All in all though, I am enjoying it and I think I can handle the job.

About Rabid, the police dept in the town where the assault occured still doesn't have the report ready.  It's really starting to piss me off.  She's being an arrogant ass now thinking she got away with it.  Although the game this past Saturday was in my town and so is the next two.  She didn't show up this week.  Hopefully she won't come to the next two either.

But if she does i'll have my officers keep an eye on her!  After all I do sign their paychecks now! Mwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just kidding. LOL

But they do like me. :)

And i'm sure they will be more helpful than that OTHER town!

I won the election!!

I won!  I even got a little more than half the vote!  I get sworn in on Monday.  I'm going in today to get shown around by the mayor this afternoon.  This has been so surreal!!  It was so bizzare going into vote yesterday and seeing my name on the ballot!  This is just so unbelievable.  Everyone at city hall seems to be so happy I won, they didn't really like the other three who where running against me.  The chief of police is my neighbor and the cousin of the next runner up.  He voted for me and called me to congradulate me last night.  the mayor came over and we took pictures together.  It was a TRIP!!!!!!!

Thanks everyone who listened to my whining these past few weeks!  Your sympathy and advice is greatly appreciated!

Fears, headlines and the beach...

What am I worried about today?  Getting elected.  What if I get in the position and find I can't do it?  I will be the laughing stock of my hometown.  They will have to elect someone else at the expense of the taxpayers.  My family and friends.  OMG what have I gotten myself into?!!!  Everyone around me has such faith in my abilities but me, it seems.  No one but you lucky people are privy to my inner most fears that I WILL FAIL!  And if I fail I will be a public disgrace.  It will be in the newspapers.  I can see the headlines now:

"Squirrel FAILS! Was she NUTS all along?!"

<<<That will be me trying to hide my face from the paparazzi.

Right now I just want to run away and hide on a beach somewhere... Yeah, that's the ticket...

I think i'll worry about that next year...

Well my signs are up.  I called the daycare and they can watch C-man for a couple hours after school.  My husband says that on the weeks C-man is at our house in the summer (his mother has hime two weeks in June and two weeks in July) he will use his vacation to stay home with him.  My husband has 4 weeks vacation per year.  And the two weeks in August before school starts C-man can stay one week with his grandfather and one week with his grandmother.  Yesterday I was thoroughly pissed because the election is in just a few days and my husband hadn't done anything to figure out what to do with C-man.  C-man will only go to daycare during football season then after that T-man will pick him up from school and watch him for and hour and a half after school until I get home.  I'm going to pay T-man the amount I would pay the daycare.  Now i'm just worried about what we'll do after T-man graduates but that is two and a half years away so I think i'll worry about that next year because my stomach can't handle any more worrying!