Squirrel Is In

This kids got some serious problems...

Today C-man went to see the psychiatrist. 

He immediatly started talking like a baby.

He tried to act like he had no clue why he was there.

He was asked about his mothers drug use and he said that the marijuana he found in her room was really cabbage and he put it in her room.

Whe he was asked about his mother abusing him he said he had no memory of it but when pushed he got mad and said "but it was only a small vacumm she threw at me, only two pounds!".

When asked why he was mad he said that it was because he wanted to stay at his mothers two weeks and his dads two weeks because he doesn't have time to have fun with his friends at his mothers over only a weekend.

In the car on the way there out of the dead silence with Boston playing in the background he said "If I promise to stop lying about you guys, will you promise not to make me get a hair cut?  Because I want to grow my hair long.".

The psychiatrist said he doesn't need meds right now but he referred him to a therapist with a PHD.  The next appointment is on January 24.

I'm numb with fear for the future.

Super hero, no more football, getting older, meeting the new guy and a stripper...

I can't believe it's been almost two weeks since I posted.  Nothing much has happened since that crazy weekend.  City hall is running pretty smoothly thanks to me, Super Squirrel City Hall Super Hero.

I finally got finished balancing 7 months worth of 8 different city fund checking accounts.  There was no city clerk since May hence the huge mess. 

Football season is almost over thank goodness.  No more spending every Saturday looking at that hideous biotch that is my husbands ex. 

My birthday was last week.  I am 41 years young.  Yeah birthdays suck.  But I did get a really nice opal necklace from the hubster.

I finally met my beautiful daughters boyfriend and his kids.  He's a really nice young man and his kids are adorable.

My 21 year old son is dating a stripper.  I think it's just a stage.  You know, there's the terrible two's, those gangly awkward pre teen years, adolesence, then the i'm in love with a stripper years, yadda yadda yadda...  I wonder if he'll bring her to Thanksgiving dinner...

Well that's all I got...

See ya soon.

Squirrel OUT.

Hell I don't even know what to call this one...

Well hello everyone!  Hello, is there anyone out there reading my blog anymore?!  I am soooo sorry for not posting more often!   Will you forgive me if I give you a funny squirrel pic?  After the week I've had this will be me on Saturday morning.  This job is stressing me out!  It wouldn't be so bad but they were without a city clerk for over 3 months and the last one they had hadn't done anything in months.  I am desperately trying to get everything from the 06-07 fiscal year that ended 6/30/07 caught up before the auditors come next month.

Oh and a Rabid Squirrel update:  The BIOTCH took C-man to the hospital and had him checked for sexual assault and reported that my teenage son raped him.  C-man had no idea the she was telling the doctors and police this so the poor kid had to go through his THIRD sexual assault exam in 6 years (she has done this same thing twice before!), before he was able to tell the doctors and the police that nothing had happened and no one had EVER touched his privates.  The officers were so mad at her that they filed a case of filing a false police report on her but the D.A.'s office dismissed the case due to lack of evidence.  They never pick up charges on her because she works as an drug informant for their office.  BTW she said the sexual assault happened the same weekend she punched me.  AND the D.A. dismissed that case against her also!!!!!  So I'm doing the only thing I can to make her suffer which is not answering any of her phone calls and I DID NOT order the BIOTCH any school or football pictures!  HA take that!  The last time she picked up C-man for a visit Hubby said to her "don't you realize you are traumatizing him by having doctors probe him for sexual assault?!  When you know full well he wasn't assaulted!!"  She said "I don't care.  Don't you know you are traumatizing him by taking him away from me?!"  EXCUSE ME LADY, BUT THE KID CRIES EVERY TIME WE TELL HIM HE'S GOT TO GO WITH YOU!!!!!!!

Other news is that we are moving to a bigger house down the street!!! YEAH!  FUNNY SHE MADE THE ASSAULT REPORT THE DAY SHE FOUND OUT WE ARE GETTING A BIGGER AND NICER HOUSE.  CAN YOU SAY JEALOUS AND F*CKING CRAZY?

Sorry I started ranting and raving there for a minute.  I haven't had my blog posting outlet in a while and it all just started flowing out uncontrollably!

I think i'll worry about that next year...

Well my signs are up.  I called the daycare and they can watch C-man for a couple hours after school.  My husband says that on the weeks C-man is at our house in the summer (his mother has hime two weeks in June and two weeks in July) he will use his vacation to stay home with him.  My husband has 4 weeks vacation per year.  And the two weeks in August before school starts C-man can stay one week with his grandfather and one week with his grandmother.  Yesterday I was thoroughly pissed because the election is in just a few days and my husband hadn't done anything to figure out what to do with C-man.  C-man will only go to daycare during football season then after that T-man will pick him up from school and watch him for and hour and a half after school until I get home.  I'm going to pay T-man the amount I would pay the daycare.  Now i'm just worried about what we'll do after T-man graduates but that is two and a half years away so I think i'll worry about that next year because my stomach can't handle any more worrying!

Pretty toes, Evil Dick and dental work...

Just call me twinkle toes.  Last night C-man stayed at his grandparents and hubby and I went out on a date.  I talked the man into going and getting his and hers pedicures and he went for it!!!  He's never done it and I wasn't sure he would. But he did!  Mine looks fab.

He doesn't have the pink toes but his feet look 100 percent better.  We then totally blew our diet and went out and had authentic Italian food.  It was great.  After that it was showers, bed and Big Brother.  Man I love that show.  Evil Dick is just soooo evil yet there's something touching about they way he loves his daughter.  His Christian bashing is getting old though.  They cut a lot of it out on regular TV.  He is in rare form on Showtime.

Tomorrow is the first day of school.  Yeah I know the other day I was saying I couldn't wait.  It was a bad day and the boys were being turds.  But yesterday T-man and I went shopping all by ourselves and we had a great time joking around and having lunch together.  I'm going to miss having him around.  We also went to get his schedule changed.  They had put him in AG (Agriculture) and he was freaking out.  We got it changed to art.  Now he's in art first hour and cooking second hour.  Two pretty easy classes first thing in the morning should make life better.

Well I'd better close this for now, I've got to take the boys to the dentist to get their cavities filled.  C-man has never had cavities and I am dreading this appointment.  I wanted his dad there to sit in the room with him but he's got a meeting he can't get out of so it's just me.  I really get squeamish watching them do dental work and he's probably going to freak out when they come at him with a needle.  This SUCKS.

Who doesn't do online shopping these days? Buying things like entertainment centers is something you want to shop around for when you're doing your shopping online. Saving money is good when you shop online especially for those expensive LCD TV's.

Ribs, the incredible shrinking stomach and the growing boy...

It was such a long rough weekend!  We had the annual rib roast fund raiser for the little league football teams on Saturday.  We had 6 giant smokers and we cooked 630 slabs of pork ribs.  Oh, did I mention it was a little over 100 degrees on Saturday?!!!  I finally gave out around 10:30pm.  I heard they were at it until 2:00am.  It was a nightmare.  My husband is the vice president of the club and along with the president decided that we will no longer do this fund raiser.  We made almost 5000 dollars but it is just too hard and we don't get enough parents to help.  Not to mention the only time of year we can do it it is as hot as Hell!  I'm surprised my husband didn't have a heart attack or a stroke.  He was one of the ones stoking the fires and loading and unloading the meat into the smokers.  He also cut and delivered all the wood the night before.  We cut down a giant Pecan tree a few weeks ago in our yard and one last year so we had a lot of great wood to smoke meat with.  It was a tense day.  My husband and the woman who is the little league president got into a little argument. I wasn't there but I heard it wasn't pretty.

Anyway.....

My diet is going GREAT I am now down to 147!!!!  I am only eating about 1100 calories a day and no longer feel like I am starving.  Over the weekend I was going to splurge and eat a big meal and I could only eat a 1/3 of it.  I think my stomach is shrinking.  My husband ate too many ribs and gained about three pounds.  After looking at all that raw meat all day I couldn't even eat it.

School starts in three days!!  I'm taking the boys to get the last of their cavities filled on Wednesday.  Thursday is the first day of school!  Tomorrow I've got to take T-man to the high school because they put him in Ag and home economics II.  He is not a happy camper about it.  He's going into the tenth grade this year.  I can't believe how fast he is growing up.  He's 5'11" now and still growing.  He's going to be a big boy.

Well i've gotta run now and do all the laundry from the weekend. See ya!

Another shot at weight loss and a shot at a campaign win.

I'm trying another way to loose weight.  The pills made me sick to my stomach and the low carb diet was just too hard and my friend Titania is a nutritionist and said not to do it that way.  So now I am limiting my calorie intake to under 1300 calories and eating more fruits and vegetables, eating Lean Cuisine and Healthy Choice frozen dinners, drinking skim milk and walking and or riding the torture device exercise bike.  No more soda unless it is diet. Drinking more water and these great low calorie (and some flavors are no calorie) drink called Fuze.  So far in the past two weeks I have lost 5 pounds.  My husband is on a 1600 calorie diet and has lost 13 pounds over the past few weeks.  It really sucks because he can eat more than me and I'm starving!  But, I won't have to diet for as long as my Hubby though because he's got a lot more weight to loose than I do.  I only need to loose 20 pounds he needs to loose about 80 pounds.  Because of the heart disease risk factors he's got to get down to around 175.  I think he can do it.  He's really doing good about calling me before he eats out and asking me to look up what he can eat on the menu that is low cal.

In other news, the campaign is doing well.  My brother came up with a great ad to put in the paper next week.  People are coming up to me that I don't know and asking me if i'm (Squirrel) and telling me that they are voting for me.  I'm getting a little anxious about it.  I haven't worked in two years and I'm a little scared thinking i'm getting in over my head.  Did I just say that out loud? No.  It's online, it doesn't count. LOL

The boy is back in town, Little League, nice date and heart surgery...

C-man is back in town!  I've hardly seen him all summer.  When school first got out he went to his mothers for two weeks then when he got back I had him two days before his grandpa picked him up then after that he went to his grandmothers then back to his mothers for two weeks.  We are only going to have him a couple of nights then he's going to go back to his mothers for a couple of days because the rain has finally stopped so he can go swimming.

We have Little League sign ups today so I'll be busy with that.  So far my husband has 13 7 and 8 year old's for his team we were hoping to get a few more.  I hope today is successful.

Oh yeah I got the eyebrows up from my husband on the new lighter blond me.  He took me out for dinner and drinks last night.  We had a good time.  He even put his phone on silent.  I was shocked!  That phone never gets turned off unless he's on the football field or in church.  I have spent many a anniversary dinner listening to his work phone calls.

Tomorrow is my father-in-laws birthday.  He's going to have a cook out.  He's going in for heart surgery on Wednesday.  Something to do with a bad stent from a previous surgery.  Please everyone keep him in your thoughts and prayers.

I hope you all have a great weekend!  See ya Monday!

Vacation Bible school, long naps and camping hazards...

This has been and will continue to be a really busy week.  We are having vacation bible school and I am helping with 17 1st graders from 8:30am until 12 noon every day this week.  On Thursday night we are having family night at the church so I will be really busy. 

I haven't had a chance to read anyone's blogs as I am so exhausted when I get home at 12:30 I am napping all afternoon, the the hubby gets home and plays POGO games until almost bedtime.  The only reason i'm able to post right now is because hubby went to the other room for a minute and I jumped on here to post real quick. 

I hate summer!  I have to share the computer with EVERYONE way too much!

We had a great time camping although it rained a lot.  Our tent held up really well in the rain but we have decided that this will be our last year to camp in a tent.  We are planning on looking for a camper for next year.  We are just getting too old to sleep on the ground.  Ok well we weren't exactly on the ground because we bought an air mattress.  But we really can't stand not having air conditioning!

Well I'd better get off here before the POGO master returns and see's i've hijacked the computer!

Letting down the preacher and my coconut cream pie downfall

I feel like such a freaking heel!!!!!  I'm sure there are worse things you could do than what I did, like commit murder or rob a bank!!!!!!!  I promised the pastor of our church on Sunday that I would come to the church this morning at 9:30am and take care of some kids while he was attending a funeral.  I FORGOT!!!!!!!!!!!  At 10:40am I get my lazy ass out of bed and remember.  I race to the church and the people are starting to come out of the church.  I feel horrible!  I haven't gotten to talk to him.  I wrote him a card and put it in the mail and then I sent him an e-mail.  Oh well.  I'm sure he will forgive me.  Pastors kinda have to don't they? LOL (actually that was a very nervous LOL not a jovial one)

OK on to the diet report.

Day one:

10:00am: I took two Trimspa and drank a big glass of water.

11:00am: I have drank two more glasses of water, those pills make me thirsty.

11:30am: I'm getting a little hungry so I ate two french toast sticks.

1:30pm: I am getting hungry again.  I took the mid-day Trimspa and drank another glass of water.

1:45pm: I ate 1/8 of a piece of coconut creme pie.  Not exactly eating diet foods am I?!

3:00pm: I have drank 6 glasses of water and my eyeballs are floating.  Still, I'm not that hungry.

5:30pm: I just took the evening Trimspa.  I'm getting hungry again and I think i'm going to go eat a steak for dinner.

6:30pm: I ate a steak, corn, squash and a dinner salad for supper.  I seriously eyed the dessert menu but successfully avoided it.  Secretly though I knew I had Coconut Cream pie in the fridge at home! Mwahahahaha....

7:30pm: I went to the grocery store and bought strawberry and french vanilla slim fast for tomorrow.  "No more Coconut Cream Pie!" is my new motto.

8:00pm:  Decided that it would be a crime to let the Coconut Cream pie go to waste since the kids don't like coconut and making my husband eat it would be wrong since he is fatter than me.